This was copied from the Mar. 9, 1988, Morning Advocate--State Times (Baton Rouge), page 19 of the "Good News in Education Special Edition."  Nice artwork!

For the benefit of any who might not understand Brad, we offer this transliteration:

Crawfish

Put on those boots.
Get on those shorts.
Run out that door.
Get in that ditch.
Get that bucket ready.
Throw that bucket in that ditch.
Get all those crawfish.
Get that boiler.
Boil those crawfish.
Peel those things.
Rip off that tail.
Eat those things.